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THE ABCS OF HARD DRUGS
With the economy in the toilet and socialism on the horizon, you find your paycheck stretched thinner each week. Your weakening dollars persistently go towards boring things like gasoline, food, and...
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THE ABCS OF PROSTITUTION
Adult Services: Whether using a phone book or website, its a dead end to look for any other term. Some phone books have removed the section altogether, preferring Adult Entertainment to legally...
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THE ABCs OF DRUNKENNESS
Alcoholism: Anybody looking to slander your behavior will always bring up that you drink too much, regardless of the frequency or severity, instantly putting you on the defensive. It’s just like when...
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THE ABCs OF MIDGETS
Arrogance: Despite their Weeble lineage and occupational limitations that render them relevant only during Christmas and St. Patricks Day, midgets are disproportionately (!) self-involved as a class,...
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The ABCs of Gambling
A: Dont gamble. Bridge Jumper: This is a horse racing term for a player who lays a huge sum of money to win a small amount on a big favorite. For example, you might bet $100,000 on a horse that is a...
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The ABC’s of Christmas
Alcohol- Face it, whether it be the vilest Kosher Wine, Grandmas 90 proof eggnog or just the familiar handle of Jack Daniels, you cannot get through this period without it. Besides, its the biggest...
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THE ABCs OF MARRIAGE
Attorneys- Eventually you will need one. Why are you starting off this thing in such a negative fashion? Why immediately poison the well? Well, in America the divorce rates are shrinking, but so are...
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THE ABCs OF SALES
Always Be Closing-Always Be Closing, ALWAYS BE CLOSING! These are those famous words from Alec Baldwin in Mamets masterpiece Glengarry Glen Ross. If you have ever been in Sales, you have probably...
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THE ABCs OF EVANGELICAL CHRISTIANS
Always Be Closing!-Wait! Thats another rant, but now that I think of it, not really. The only way that Evangelicals can hope to maintain their numbers, much less grow them is by intense recruitment,...
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THE ABCs OF REDNECK CULTURE
A-Frame-Since the Redneck either doesn’t have a garage, or it is filled to the brim with hunting gear, duck decoys and other essentials, this contraption for auto and pickup truck maintenance just...
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THE ABCs OF ATHEISM
Life is: cutting your way out of the thicket of stupidity and on occasions when you have passed your bramble and find someone else’s, you wanna uproot that too. Chris Morris Agnostic-Almost an...
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THE ABCs OF DEATH WISH 3
Alex Winter: Before Bill & Ted, there was Hermosa. A mere kid, caught up in a scene he couldnt possibly understand. Larger forces were at work, and the lanky lad was destined to die alone on...
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The ABCs of Game Journalism
Adclicks: The alpha and the omega, the end all/be all of the profession. This is why the usual rags update a hundred times a day, about anything that has even the flimsiest of connections to video...
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THE ABCs OF RAPE
Abortion-No way, woman. Raped by your father? Too bad, enjoy your little bundle of joy. Raped by a stranger, even a criminal with former rape convictions? Prepare to be forced to carry to term and...
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THE ABCs OF GUN CULTURE
This is my rifle, this is my gun. This is for fighting, this is for fun. Ammosexuals The first time I saw this term was here, describing a stupid, but dangerous group of needle-dicked men (and...
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THE ABCs OF STARSKY & HUTCH
Angry Black Chief: Captain Harold Dobey. Aggrieved. Frustrated. Forever on the verge of a nervous breakdown. What the hell is going on over there? Hell yes Ive got a case for you. Yes, another one! A...
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The ABCs of Breakups
THE ABCs OF BREAKUPS Pair-bonding goes back as far as cave-paintings, coveting fire, and killing rival tribes for their spinning rims. We come together and invariably part; the die is cast, the...
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THE ABCs OF OBESITY IN AMERICA
More than one-third (34.9% or 78.6 million) of U.S. adults are obese. Also, not surprisingly, the medical cost of this obesity is staggering, as much as 147 Billion dollars a year. I recently visited...
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The ABCs of Gamergate
A total war where game journos & indie developers side against the people who keep them in business, Gamergate has been fought in the awful, muck-and-porn filled trenches of the Internet for 3...
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THE ABCs OF GLOBAL WARMING-Climate Change Edition
The ABCs of Global Warming-Climate Change Edition Adiabatic Lapse Rate- This is basically the impact that the change in atmospheric pressure has with altitude on a parcel of air. These rates are...
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